Thursday, June 24, 2010

Left Or Right Brained Horoscope July 2010



Right Brained:

Aries: Try not to be so pretty all the time, you're making the rest of us masturbate.

Taurus: If you spent less time reading stupid shit you'd probably spend more time watching stupid shit.

Gemini: Try to concentrate on not sucking so hard this month, if you can.

Cancer: Coughing and Sneezing ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!

Leo: Try to sleep off the majority of your hangovers this month, it's good for the heart and the liver.

Virgo: My own feelings on the matter of your horoscope are too frightening to say.

Libra: Crumbly bricks always lead to poor results in an earthquake.

Scorpio: Lots of eggheads don't like potato salad!

Sagittarius: Running is a great way to stay in shape, but the real secret is that you must only do it between the hours of 10:30 and 11:30. Am or Pm you ask? wouldn't you like to know....

Capricorn: Clang! Clang! Clang! Clang!

Aquarius: Wendys? McDonalds? Wendys? McDonalds? Wendys? McDonalds? Wendys? McDonalds?

Pisces: lost in space? don't worry this month you'll meet Major Tom

Left Brained:

Aries: You better jump through as many hoops as your doughnuts will allow this month!

Taurus: Don't get caught in the crossfire, many things are worth dying for but thats not one!

Gemini: Say hi to your mom, she misses you

Cancer: If something seems like it tastes like cake, then you should spit it out immediately!

Leo: It's all good man! Things will be great for you this July!!!

Virgo: If you can't duck the shit, chicken it!

Libra: This month could be very dangerous, make sure that you wear protection! hard hats, helmets, you know...

Scorpio: Rock and roll, ain't noise pollution. Remember that...

Sagittarius: If ya get hit, with a bucket of shit, be sure to close your eyes!

Capricorn: That monkey won't dance, no matter how hard you punch it. Better buy a cat.

Aquarius: It's a good month for you to invest in anything that you think of, everything will go great as long as you spend LARGE sums of money on the first thing that pops into your head, but not your heart!

Pisces: Listen to more Eddie Van Halen, if your thinkin it, do it, might as well jump!



Check out this right brained article!

Monday, June 21, 2010

Spinning Lady Brain Test Scam?


By now you have probably all seen the right brain vs. left brain spinning lady brain test.

Many people believe it is a scam and that the lady actually changes direction about every 30 seconds or so.

There are a few problems with this:

First of all, it's an animated gif, so if this were the case it would be very obvious and time-able.

Secondly I have tried it with many people where they see the lady spinning in the complete opposite direction as myself at the exact same time.

Whatever you think, check it out because it's pretty cool!

Note: I couldn't get the stupid animated gif to work on blogger so here is a link to the youtube video (which I know is against my argument above). Do some searching around on google and you can find the video as well!

Some Cool Videos

Here are some cool videos about lefty righty brainy:





What does it mean to be Whole Brained?

Do you use your Whole Brain?

What does that even mean?

Whole Brain is a buzz word that refers mainly to whole brain teaching, it is a manner of teaching that incorporates using various techniques that will stimulate both sides of the brain in an effort to increase ones ability to absorb a certain task or teaching material.

While most of the reading you will find on the internet about left and right brained individuals, it is my opinion that most of us have more ability to be whole brained than we think.

I find that while there is definitely some truth to the left brained whole brained theory most of us can easily find examples from both camps that are applicable to our daily lives. Therefore it can be very hard to say I am "Right Brained" or I am "Left Brained" and are probably more whole brained than we realize.

Am I Left or Right Brained?

Ok, now that you know what it means to be left or right brained, how do you figure it out for yourself?

Do you prefer classical music? In school did you excel in mathematics and like to read? Would you consider yourself logical over emotional? Are you a dog lover vs. a cat lover? Are you a more serious person who doesn't enjoy clowning and joking as much as some of your peers? Do you find it easy to recall things that you have studied for? Do you need complete silence to read or study? When you read do you prefer realistic stories over fantasy? If you answer yes to most of these questions then you are probably a left-brained individual!

On the other hand, do you prefer rock music? Do you prefer to learn visually over written instructions? Do you excel at sports? Are you involved in the arts? Do you subscribe to eastern religions? Are you a cat person? Have you been hypnotized? Do you prefer fantasy over reality books? Do you like expressing yourself via sketches? Do you prefer group activities over solo? Are you a day-dreamer? Are you absent-minded? If you answered yes to most of these questions than you are probably a right brained person!

If you have been able to answer yes to a selection of both sides than chances are you are a whole brained person!

Keep in mind that these are generalizations and you shouldn't take them too seriously! If you enjoy doing something don't worry about whether or not it fits into a left brained or right brained category!

What does it mean to be Left Brained or Right Brained?

When you ask the question, are you left or right brained, most people have in mind that thinking with one side of your brain enables you to be better at specific tasks than others.

There may be some truth to this and I would like to spend a little time and research into finding out what some of the experts have to say.

For starters here are the basic definitions of left brained and right brained individuals:

Left Brain:

Left brained individuals are thought to be logical thinkers, very sequential in their thought processes. They are rational, analytical individuals who base their decisions on these traits. They tend to be very objective and focus more on individual parts of a situation as opposed to seeing the whole picture

Right Brain:

Right brained individuals are thought to be more random and intuitive in their thoughts and actions. They may be more open to holistic approaches and are possibly more subjective in their thought processes. They have a tendency to see the whole picture as opposed to concerning themselves with the individual parts.

Whole Brain:

While many people fall into one category or the other there are a small number of people who are truly 'whole brained', meaning that they seem to be able to switch between modes left brained or right brained thinking.