Aries: Look Left, Look Right, Look Down, Look Up!
Taurus: What do you want me to say? I really don't care...
Gemini: Keep ya Eyez on tha Pryeyz
Cancer: Don't lift anything too heavy, seriously.
Leo: Tuna Cans Make Excellent Ashtrays :)
Virgo: Perfect Form, Lazy Reflexes.
Libra: Light the flame, but don't forget to put it out later.
Scorpio: Excuse me your majesty, i'm all tied up!
Sagittarius: Five things, twitch twitch twitch twitch 5
Capricorn: You're only what they make of you.
Aquarius: Living in a zoo is almost impossible!
Pisces: The population of tuna is down 75%, man up.
Aries: Let's just do this!!!!!
Taurus: Breakdown :) Go Ahead and Do It... It's alright.
Gemini: You make me feel like I love music again.
Cancer: You should watch for things carefully this month.
Leo: There was a girl, she said she cared about you. There still is.
Virgo: Watch out for the sun and the moon, they're trouble
Libra: Locked and Loaded
Scorpio: These take a lot longer to write then you would think.
Sagittarius: Anything of a means to make you cool will only lead to ending up as you being cool.
Capricorn: Leave the lessons behind and you're only problem is the popcorn.
Aquarius: Hippies only eat cheese when it doesn't come from an animal.
Pisces: Left alone you will only do great things.